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  ‘A most fortunate escape,’ said Mr Falls gravely. ‘Well now, gentlemen—I have almost done. It seems to me that only one explanation will agree with all the facts I have mentioned. Questing’s murderer was a man with hobnailed boots. He threw the boots into Taupotapu. He had visited the Peak, for the boots correspond with Bell’s sketch of the prints. He had access to the reserve during the concert. He knew Questing was colour blind, and was most anxious that we should not discover this fact. He was an enemy agent and Questing knew it. Now what figure in our cast fits all these conditions?’

  ‘Eru Saul,’ said Dr Ackrington.

  ‘No,’ said Falls. ‘Herbert Smith.’

  IV

  It was Simon who was making the greatest outcry: Simon protesting that Bert Smith wouldn’t hurt a fly, that he couldn’t have done it, that he had tried to join up, that he was all right as long as he kept off the liquor. It was Simon who, with a helpless slackening of his voice, repeated that Falls had no right to bring this accusation and, finally, that Falls did it to protect himself. The Colonel and Dr Ackrington tried to silence him, Webley attempted to get him out of the room, but he held his ground and in the end he talked himself to a standstill. His lips trembled, he made a gesture of relinquishment. Like an exhausted child, he stumbled clumsily to a seat, beat the table with his fists, and at last was silent.

  ‘Smith!’ said Gaunt. ‘Lord, what an anticlimax! They must be hard-up for cogs in the fifth column set-up in this country if they found a job for Smith.’

  ‘I’m afraid he is a very small cog,’ replied Falls.

  The Colonel said: ‘He’s been with us for years.’

  ‘I am not entirely convinced,’ said Dr Ackrington importantly. ‘How are you so damned positive that Smith knew Questing was colour blind? He may have believed the story of the sun screen.’

  ‘He was never told that story. According to Smith, Questing drove him to the crossing and showed him the light through the screen, which Smith said was green but which, as you see, is yellow. He’s not colour blind, you know; he knew Questing wrote with green ink. The sun screen story was invented after the murder, for our benefit. He had to explain why he had suddenly become friendly with Questing. He had to produce his precious letter. Above all things, we mustn’t know of Questing’s defective sight. His insistence, this morning, that Questing must have been right about the colour of Eru Saul’s shirt is only explicable in that light. Of course Questing gave Smith the real explanation of his failure to see the signal. Questing agreed to keep him quiet, and incidentally used him as a go-between in his curio hunts. All went well until Questing discovered him on the Peak and accused him of espionage. The goose that laid the golden eggs had to be killed.’

  ‘Then the Maori theme,’ said Dikon. ‘Eru Saul, the stolen adze, and the violation of tapu, were all subsidiary factors?’

  ‘In a way, yes. Eru Saul told me that when he returned to the concert, after going for a drink with Smith, he heard Mr Gaunt recite a speech about “old dug-outs being asleep while him and the boys waited for the balloon to go up”. This seemed to me to be a recognizable paraphrase of “gentlemen in England now a-bed”, which is part of the Saint Crispin speech. But Smith told us that as he returned to the hall he heard Mr Gaunt shout a sentence which he rendered as: “Once more into the blasted breeches, pals.” Unmistakably the opening line of the Agincourt speech, the last item in Mr Gaunt’s recital, which he gave only after prolonged and enthusiastic demands for an encore.’

  ‘Bert wouldn’t know,’ Simon said. ‘He wouldn’t know. It’s all one to Bert.’

  ‘There is a time lag of some five or six minutes between the beginning of the Crispian speech and the beginning of the Agincourt speech. Would you put it at that, Gaunt?’

  ‘I think so,’ said Gaunt automatically.

  ‘Time enough for Smith to re-enter the doorway with his companions and, while all eyes were focused on you, to slip out again and run to the reserve. Time enough, when he could not wrench it out, for him to kick the standard until it was loosened, and then drop it over the edge. Time enough to think of the evidence left by his boots and throw them overboard. Time enough to run back to the hall and be standing there, close by his friends, when the lights went up.’ He turned to Simon. ‘You were with him after the concert?’ Simon nodded. ‘Did you notice his feet?’ Simon shook his head.

  ‘Mr Gaunt’s man was with you, wasn’t he?’

  ‘Yes.’

  ‘Could we speak to him, I wonder?’

  Webley nodded to the man at the door. He went out and returned with Colly.

  ‘Colly,’ said Mr Falls. ‘What sort of boots was Mr Smith wearing when you went home last night?’

  ‘Not boots at all, sir,’ said Colly instantly. ‘Soft shoes.’

  ‘Did you walk over to the hall with him before the concert?’

  ‘Yessir. We went over early with extra chairs.’

  ‘Was he wearing shoes then?’ Webley demanded.

  Colly jumped and said: ‘You’re that small, Inspector, I never see you. No, he was wearing boots then. ’E took ’is shoes in ’is pocket ’case we finished up with a dance.’

  ‘Did he carry his boots home?’ asked Webley.

  ‘I never see them,’ said Colly, and looked uneasy.

  ‘OK.’

  Colly glanced unhappily at Simon and went out.

  Webley walked over to the man at the door.

  ‘Where is he?’ he asked.

  ‘In his room, Mr Webley. We’re watching it.’

  ‘Come on, then,’ said Webley, and they went out, their boots making a heavy tramping sound that died away in the direction of Smith’s room.

  Chapter 15

  The Last of Septimus Falls

  ‘It’s no good asking me to work up a grain of sympathy for him,’ said Dikon. ‘There’s no capital punishment in this country now. He’ll spend the rest of his life in jail, and a damned lucky let-off it is for him. He’s a dirty little spy and a still dirtier murderer. It’s poor old Questing I can’t bear to think about.’

  ‘Oh, don’t.’

  ‘I’m sorry, Barbara darling. No, I won’t call you “Barbara darling”. In our giddy theatrical circles we call people “darling” when we can’t remember their names. I shall call you something calmly Victorian. Barbara, love. Barbara, my dear. Now, don’t take umbrage. It doesn’t hurt you, and it gives me a certain hollow satisfaction. How far shall we walk?’

  ‘To the sea?’

  ‘My feet will turn into smouldering sponges, but I’m game. Come on.’

  They walked on in silence under a pontificial sky.

  ‘It seems more like a week ago than two days,’ said Barbara at last.

  ‘I know. Exit Smith in custody. Exit Mr Septimus Falls in a trail of glory and soon, alas, exit us.’

  ‘How soon?’

  ‘He talks about next week. We’ve got to stay for the inquest. He’s much better, you know. Your anatomical uncle says he doesn’t think there will be a recrudescence of the fibrositis, which is, I consider, a magic phrase.’

  ‘Where will he go?’ asked Barbara in a flat voice.

  ‘To London. He wants to take a company out on tour. The Bard in the blitz. Fit-ups. Play anywhere. It’s a grand idea,’ said Dikon and added, ‘I’m leaving him.’

  ‘Leaving him? But why?’

  ‘To have one more shot at enlisting. If they won’t like me any better here than they did in Australia I shall return with Gaunt. There must be something for a blind bat to do. They say they use everybody at home. I shall wear battle dress, and sit in a black little cellar at the end of the longest passage of an obscure building typewriting memoranda for a Minor Blimp. Will you write to me?’

  Barbara didn’t answer. ‘Will you?’ he insisted and she nodded.

  ‘Fancy!’ Dikon said after a moment. ‘There are tears in your eyes because he’s going and here am I, ready to howl like a banshee at the notion of leaving you. There’s no sense in it.’


  Barbara stopped short and glared at him. ‘It’s not for that,’ she said. ‘You’re not as sharp as I thought you were. It’s because, well, it’s partly because I’ve been living in a hollow mockery.’ She brought this out in her old style, turning her eyes up and the corner of her mouth down.

  ‘Don’t do that to your nice face,’ said Dikon.

  ‘I’ll do what I like with my face,’ said Barbara with spirit. ‘If my face irritates you, you needn’t look at it. You talk about being fond of me but all you want to do is fiddle about with me until you’ve made me into a bad imitation of some beastly glamour girl.’

  ‘No, honestly. Honestly not. I wouldn’t mind if you screamed at me because I sniff when I read and bite my nails. You can make one face after another with the virtuosity of a Saint Vitus and I shall still love you. Why have you been living in your “hollow mockery”?’

  ‘I’ve been such a frightful fool. Slopping all over him because I thought he was like Mr Rochester and all the time he’s just vain and selfish and rather common. Pretending his soul was lacerated by what happened and all the time he was just afraid he’d be mixed up in it. I’m so ashamed of myself.’

  ‘Oh,’ said Dikon.

  ‘And for him to give me those things. And look at me as if I was a cheap plaything—I didn’t make a face. You can’t say I made a face.’

  ‘You never batted an eyelash. But you’re too hard on him. He’s kind-hearted, and he gives presents like you’d shell peas. Model dresses are no more than a couple of rosebuds to him.’

  ‘And when Daddy told him, very nicely, that I couldn’t possibly accept them he behaved frightfully. He said: “She can etc. well turn an etc. nudist if it amuses her.” Sim heard him.’

  ‘That,’ said Dikon, controlling his voice, ‘is because he’d been dealt rather a stiff smack in his pride. It’s a bit galling to have your presents returned with quiet dignity. He felt like two-penn’orth of dirt and that made him angry and bewildered.’

  ‘Well, I’m sorry, but he really ought to have known better. And don’t let’s talk any more about the things because, however much I try, I can’t pretend I didn’t like them.’ Barbara looked at Dikon. ‘Which makes the whole thing rather comic, I suppose.’

  ‘Bravo, Miss Claire,’ said Dikon. He took her arm and to his great astonishment felt her hand slip into his own.

  ‘You will write to me, won’t you?’ said Dikon. ‘If the war lasts a long time you will forget what I’m like, but I shall come back.’

  ‘Yes,’ said Barbara. ‘Come back.’

  II

  ‘That,’ said Mr Falls, ‘is about all, I fancy. I’m going down to Wellington as soon as the inquest’s over. Hush-hush conversations with the PM and the commissioner and so on. I’m afraid we’ve only caught a sprat, but at least it will show the seriousness of the position.’

  ‘Yes,’ said the Superintendent. ‘We’d got into the way of thinking these things don’t reach us down here. The boys go away, reinforcement after reinforcement, and then it gets a bit closer and we begin building up our home forces, but we don’t somehow think in terms of fifth columnists. Or the general public don’t. We’ve been very fortunate to have you.’

  ‘I’ll say!’ said Mr Webley. ‘You know, sir, there was the old doctor writing in and writing in and yet the thing looked somehow ridiculous. He had hold of the wrong end of the stick, of course, but the idea was right.’

  ‘Yes,’ said the Superintendent heavily, ‘the idea was right.’

  Mr Falls said: ‘Dr Ackrington behaved very well. As you know I got him to come and see me in Auckland. That was after I’d had his letter. But I didn’t decide to go to Wai-ata-tapu until the next day when you people suggested it. There was no time to warn him and we met face to face on the verandah while I was doing my decrepit dilettante stuff. He didn’t turn a hair. He backed me up nobly. We had to take the Colonel into our confidence, of course, and that was a bit tricky. And while I’m handing out bouquets I should like to say how very grateful I am to Webley. He was extraordinarily good over the whole show.’

  ‘There you are, Sergeant!’ said the Superintendent.

  ‘He insisted on my doing the summing up business. We both thought that as the espionage aspect of the thing was an open secret among them, it was best to let them know the truth. Simon Claire, for one, would have raised a hell of a dust if there had been any doubt left in his mind. As it is, they have all undertaken to say nothing. If you can adjourn the inquest and hold things over for a little it will give me a chance to dig a bit deeper before the principals realize quite how much we know.’

  ‘You don’t want to appear at all, I gather?’

  ‘Mr Septimus Falls will have to give evidence, I’m afraid, but he will not return to Wai-ata-tapu.’

  Sergeant Webley passed his hand over his face and gave a low chuckle.

  They all stood up and the Superintendent held out his hand. ‘It’s been a real privilege,’ he said. ‘I’m sure Webley has felt like that about it.’

  ‘I’ll say! A great day for me, sir.’

  ‘We’ll meet again, I hope, with a bigger catch.’

  They shook hands. ‘I’ll warrant we do,’ said the Superintendent, ‘with you on the job. Goodbye, Mr Alleyn. Goodbye.’

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