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  ‘Well, if it’s in confidence, why the devil did you call me? There seems to be conspiracy in this house to deny my sciatica thermal treatment.’

  ‘I wanted to ask you if you thought Gaunt would like to go to a concert. Rua’s people have very kindly offered…’

  ‘How the devil do I know? Ask young Bell. Very nice of you, Rua, I must say.’

  ‘And then Rua began to talk about Questing and the Peak.’

  ‘Why don’t you call him Quisling and be done with it?’ Dr Ackrington demanded loudly. ‘It’s what he is, by God.’

  ‘James! I really must insist—You have no shred of evidence.’

  ‘Haven’t I? Haven’t I? Very well. Wait and see.’

  Rua stood up. ‘If it is not troubling you too much,’ he said, ‘perhaps you would ask Mr Gaunt’s secretary…?’

  ‘Yes, yes,’ the Colonel agreed hurriedly. ‘Of course. Wait a minute, will you?’

  He stumbled out of the room, and they heard him thump along the verandah towards Geoffrey Gaunt’s quarters.

  Rua’s old eyes were very bright and cunning as he looked at Dr Ackrington, but he did not speak.

  ‘So he’s been trespassing, has he?’ asked Dr Ackrington venomously. ‘I could have told you that when the Hippolyte was torpedoed.’

  Rua made a brusque movement with his wrinkled hands but still he did not speak.

  ‘He does it by night sometimes, doesn’t he?’ Dr Ackrington went on. ‘Doesn’t he go up by night, with a flash lamp? Good God, my dear fellow, I’ve seen it myself. Curios be damned.’

  ‘Somehow,’ Rua said mildly, ‘I have never been able to enjoy spy stories. They always seem to me to be incredible.’

  ‘Indeed!’ Dr Ackrington rejoined acidly. ‘So this country, alone in the English-speaking world, stands immune from the activities of enemy agents. And why, pray? Do you think the enemy is frightened of us? Amazing complacency!’

  ‘But he has been seen digging.’

  ‘Do you imagine he would be seen semaphoring? Of course he digs. No doubt he robs your ancestors’ graves. No doubt he will have some infamous booty to exhibit when he is brought to book.’

  Rua pinched his lower lip and became very solemn. ‘I have felt many regrets,’ he said, ‘for the old age which compelled me to watch my grandsons and great-grandsons set out to war without me. But if you are right, there is still work in Ao-tea-roa for an old warrior.’ He chuckled, and Dr Ackrington looked apprehensively at him.

  ‘I have been indiscreet,’ he said. ‘Keep this under your hat, Rua. A word too soon and we shan’t get him. I may tell you I have taken steps. But, see here. There’s a certain amount of cover on the Peak. If your young people haven’t altogether lost the art of their forebears—’

  ‘We must arrange something,’ said Rua composedly. ‘Yes. No doubt something can be arranged.’

  ‘What is it, dear?’ said Mrs Claire, appearing abruptly in the doorway. ‘Oh! Oh, I thought Edward called me, James. Good evening, Rua.’

  ‘I did call you about half an hour ago,’ said her husband crossly from behind her back, ‘but it’s all over now. Old Rua was here with some—oh, you’re still there, Rua. Mr Gaunt’s secretary says they’ll be delighted.’

  Barbara came running distractedly from the kitchen. She and her parents formed up in a sort of queue outside the door.

  ‘What is it, Daddy?’ she asked. ‘What do you want?’

  ‘Nobody wants anything,’ shouted her father angrily. ‘Everybody’s delighted. Why do you all come running at me?’

  ‘My people will be very pleased,’ said Rua. ‘I shall go now and tell them. I wish you all good evening.’

  As he walked along the verandah his great-granddaughter, Huia, flew out and excitedly rang the dinner bell in his face. He gave her a good-natured buffet and struck for home. Dikon, looking startled, came out on the verandah followed by Gaunt. Huia, over-stimulated by her first view of the celebrity, flashed her eyes, laughed excitedly and continued to peal her bell until Barbara took it away from her.

  ‘I think that must be dinner,’ said Mrs Claire with a bright assumption of surprise, while their ears still rang with the din. She turned with poise towards Gaunt. ‘Shall we go in?’ she asked gently, and they formed up into a kind of procession, trailing after each other towards the dining-room door. At the last moment Simon appeared, as usual from the direction of the cabins, where he had a sort of workshop.

  But the first night’s dinner was not to go forward without the intrusion of that particular form of grotesque irrelevance which Dikon was learning to associate with the Claires, for, as Gaunt and Mrs Claire approached the front door, a terrific rumpus broke out in the kitchen.

  ‘Where’s the Colonel?’ an agitated voice demanded. ‘I’ve got to see the Colonel.’

  Smith, dishevelled and with threads of blood crossing his face, blundered through the dining-room from the kitchen, thrust Gaunt and Mrs Claire aside, and seized the Colonel by his coat lapels. ‘Here,’ he said, ‘you’ve got to do something. You’ve got to look after me. He tried to kill me.’

  Chapter 4

  Red for Danger

  Dikon, mindful of his only other encounter with him and influenced by an exceedingly significant smell, came to the conclusion that Mr Smith was mad drunk. Perhaps a minute went by before he realized that he was merely terrified. It was obvious that the entire Claire family made the same mistake for they all, together and severally and entirely without success, tried to shut Smith up and hustle him away into the background. Finally it was Dr Ackrington who, after a sharp look at Smith, said to his brother-in-law: ‘Wait a minute now, Edward, you’re making a mistake. Come along with me, Smith, and tell me what it’s all about.’

  ‘I won’t come along with anyone. I’ve just been along with someone and it’s practically killed me. You listen to what I’m telling you! He’s a bloody murderer.’

  ‘Who is?’ asked Simon from somewhere in the rear.

  ‘Questing.’

  ‘Smith, for God’s sake!’ said the Colonel, and tried to lead him away by the elbow.

  ‘Leave me alone. I know what I’m talking about. I’m telling you.’

  ‘Oh, Daddy, not here!’ Barbara cried out, and Mrs Claire said: ‘No, Edward, please. Your study, dear.’ And, as if Smith were some recalcitrant schoolboy, she repeated in a hushed voice: ‘Yes, yes, much better in your study.’

  ‘But you’re not listening to me,’ said Smith. And, to the acute embarrassment of everybody except Gaunt, he began to blubber. ‘Straight out of the jaws of death,’ he cried piteously, ‘and you ask a chap to go to the study.’

  Dikon heard Gaunt give a little cough of laughter before he turned to Mrs Claire and said: ‘We’ll remove ourselves.’

  ‘Yes, of course,’ said Dikon.

  The doorway, however, was blocked by Simon and Mrs Claire, and before they could get out of the way Smith roared out: ‘I don’t want anybody to go. I want witnesses. You stay where you are.’

  Gaunt looked good-humouredly from one horrified face to another, and said: ‘Suppose we all sit down.’

  Barbara took her uncle fiercely by the arm. ‘Uncle James,’ she whispered, ‘stop him. He mustn’t. Uncle James, please.’

  ‘By all means let us sit down,’ said Dr Ackrington.

  They filed solemnly and ridiculously into the dining-room and, as if they were about to witness a cabaret turn, sat themselves down at the small tables. This manoeuvre appeared to quieten Smith. He took up a strategic position between the tables. With the touch of complacency which must have appeared in the Ancient Mariner when he cornered the wedding guest, he embarked upon his story.

  ‘It was over at the level crossing,’ he began. ‘I’d been up the Peak with Eru Saul and I don’t mind telling you why. Questing’s been nosing around the Peak and the Maoris don’t like it. We’d seen him drive along the Peak road earlier in the evening. Eru and I reckoned we’d cut along by the bush track to a hideout in the scrub. We
didn’t see anything. He must have gone up the other face of the hill if he was there at all. We waited for about an hour and then I got fed up and came down by myself. I hit the railroad about a couple of chains above the level crossing.’

  ‘By the railroad bridge?’ said Simon.

  ‘You’re telling me it was by the bridge,’ said Smith with extraordinary violence. ‘I’ll say it was by the bridge. And get this. The 5.15 from Harpoon was just about due. You know what it’s like. The railroad twists in and out of the scrub and round the shoulder of the hill and then comes through a wee tunnel. You can’t see or hear a thing. Before you know what’s happening, she’s on top of you.’

  ‘She is, too,’ agreed Simon, with an air of supporting Smith against unfair opposition.

  ‘The bridge is the worst bit. You can’t see the signals but you can see a bend in the Peak road above the level crossing. To get over the gully you can hop across the bridge on the sleepers, or you can wade the creek. I stood there wondering if I’d risk the bridge. I don’t like trains. There was a Maori boy killed on that bridge.’

  ‘There was, too.’

  ‘Yes; well, while I was kind of hesitating I saw Questing’s car come over the crest of the road and stop. He leant out of the driving window and saw me. Now listen. You’ve got to remember he could see the signal and I couldn’t. It’s the red and green light affair they put in after the accident. I saw him turn his head to look that way.’

  Smith wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. He spoke quietly now, was no longer ridiculous, and held the attention of his audience. He sat down at an empty table and looked about him with an air of astonishment.

  ‘He waved me on,’ he said. ‘He could see the signal and he gave me the all-clear. Like this. I didn’t move at first and he did it again. See? A bit impatient, too, as much as to say: “What’s eating you? Hop to it.” Yes, well, I hopped. I’ve never liked the bridge. It’s a short stride between sleepers and you can see the creek through the gaps. Look. I’d got halfway when I heard her behind me, blowing her whistle in the tunnel. It’s funny how quick you can think. Whether to jump for it or swing from the end of a sleeper, or stand waving my arms and, if she didn’t pull up in time, dive for the engine. I thought about Questing, too, and how, if she got me, nobody’d know he gave me the office. And all the time I was hopping like a bloody ballet dancer, with the creek below clicking through the gaps. Like one of those dreams. Look, she was on the bridge when I jumped. I was above the bank by then. I suppose it wasn’t more than ten feet. I landed in a matagouri bush. Scratched all over, and look at my pants. I didn’t even try to get out of it. She rumbled over my head, and muck off the sleepers fell in my eyes. I felt funny. I mean my body felt funny, as if it didn’t belong to me. I was kind of surprised to find myself climbing the bank and it seemed to be someone else that was winded when I got to the top. And yet all the time I was hell-set on getting at Questing. And had he waited for me? He had not. ’Struth, I stood there shaking like a bloody jelly and I heard him tooting his horn away along the Peak road. I don’t know how I’d have got home if it hadn’t been for Eru Saul. Eru’d come down the hill and he saw what Questing swung across me. He’s a witness to it. He gave me a hand to come home. Look, Eru’s out there in the kitchen. You ask him. He knows.’ He turned to Mrs Claire. ‘Can I get Eru to come in, Mrs Claire?’

  ‘I’ll get him,’ said Simon, and went out to the kitchen. He returned, followed by Eru, who stood oafishly in the doorway. Dikon saw, for the first time, a fleshy youth dressed in a stained blue suit. His coat was open, displaying a brilliant tie, and an expanse of puce-coloured shirt stretched tight across the diaphragm. He showed little of his Maori blood, but Dikon thought he might have served as an illustration of the least admirable aspect of colonization in a native country.

  ‘Here, listen, Eru,’ said Smith. ‘You saw Questing swing it across me, didn’t you?’

  ‘Too right,’ Eru muttered.

  ‘Go on. Tell them.’

  It was the same story. Eru had come down the hillside behind Smith. He could see the bridge and Questing’s car. ‘Questing leant out of the window and beckoned Bert to come on. I couldn’t see the signal, but I reckoned he was crazy, seeing what time it was. I yelled out to Bert to turn it up and come back, but he never heard me. Then she blew her whistle.’ Eru’s olive face turned white. ‘Gee, I thought he was under the engine all right. I couldn’t see him, like, from where I was. The train was between us. Gee, I certainly expected the jolt. I never picked he’d jump for it. Crikey, was I relieved when I seen old Bert sitting in the prickles!’

  ‘The engine driver pulled her up and they came back to inquire, didn’t they, Eru?’

  ‘Too right. They looked terrible. You know, white as a sheet. They’d got the shock of their lives, those jokers. We had to put it down in writing he’d blown the whistle. They had to protect themselves, see?’

  ‘Yeh. Well, that’s the whole works,’ said Smith. ‘Thanks, Eru.’

  He rubbed his hands over his face and looked at them. ‘I could do with a drink,’ he said. ‘You may think I’ve had some by the way I smell. I swear to God I haven’t. It broke when I went over.’

  ‘That’s right,’ said Eru. He looked round awkwardly. ‘I’ll say good day,’ he added.

  He returned to the kitchen. Mrs Claire glanced after him dubiously, and presently got up and followed him.

  Smith sagged forward, resting his cheek on his hand as though he sat meditating alone in the room. Dr Ackrington limped across and put his hand on Smith’s shoulder.

  ‘I’ll fix you up,’ he said. ‘Come along.’

  Smith looked up at him, got to his feet, and shambled to the door.

  ‘I could have him up, couldn’t I, Doc?’ he said. ‘It’s attempted murder, isn’t it?’

  ‘I hope so,’ said Dr Ackrington.

  II

  Mrs Claire stood in the centre of her own kitchen looking up at Eru Saul. The top of her head reached no farther than his chin, but she was a plumply authoritative figure and he shuffled his feet and would not look at her. Huia, with an air of conscious virtue, was dishing up the dinner.

  ‘You are going home now, Eru, I suppose,’ said Mrs Claire.

  ‘That’s right, Mrs Claire,’ said Eru, looking at Huia.

  ‘Huia is very busy, you know.’

  ‘Yeh, that’s right.’

  ‘And we don’t like you waiting about. You know that.’

  ‘I’m not doing anything, Mrs Claire.’

  ‘The Colonel doesn’t wish you to come. You understand?’

  ‘I was only asking Huia what say we went to the pictures.’

  ‘I’m not going to the pictures. I told you already,’ said Huia loudly.

  ‘There, Eru,’ said Mrs Claire.

  ‘Got another date, haven’t you?’

  Huia tossed her head.

  ‘That will do, Eru,’ said Mrs Claire.

  ‘Too bad,’ said Eru, looking at Huia.

  ‘You’ll go now, if you please,’ Mrs Claire insisted.

  ‘OK, Mrs Claire. But listen, Mrs Claire. You wouldn’t pick Huia wasn’t on the level, would you? I didn’t pick it right away, but it’s a fact. Ask Mr Questing, Mrs Claire. She’s been over at the Bay with him this afternoon. I’ll be seeing you, Huia.’

  When he had gone Mrs Claire’s round face was very rosy-red. She said: ‘If Eru comes here again you must tell me at once, Huia, and the Colonel will speak to him.’

  ‘Yes, Mrs Claire.’

  ‘We are ready for dinner.’ She walked to the door and hesitated. Huia gave her a brilliant smile.

  ‘You know we trust you, Huia, don’t you?’

  ‘Yes, Mrs Claire.’

  Mrs Claire went into the dining-room.

  They dined in an atmosphere of repressed curiosity. Dr Ackrington returned alone, saying that he had sent Smith to bed, and that in any case he was better out of the way. Throughout dinner, Gaunt and Dikon, who had a small table to the
mselves, made elaborate conversation about nothing. Dikon was in a state of confusion so acute that it surprised himself. From where he sat he could see Barbara—her lamentable clothes, her white face, and her nervous hands clattering her knife and fork on the plate and pushing about the food she could not eat. Because he tried not to look, he looked the more and was annoyed with himself for doing so. Gaunt sat with his back to the Claires’ table, and Dikon saw that Barbara could not prevent herself from watching him.

  During the years of the association, Dikon’s duties had included the fending away of Gaunt’s adorers. He thought that he could interpret Barbara’s glances. He thought that she was sick with disappointment, and told himself that only too easily could he translate her mortification and misery. He was angry and disgusted—angry with Gaunt, and, so he said to himself, disgusted with Barbara—and his reaction was so foreign to his habit that he ended by falling quite out of humour with himself. Presently he became aware that Gaunt was watching him sharply and he realized that he had actually been speaking at random. He began to stammer and was actually relieved when, upon the disappearance of Huia, Colonel and Mrs Claire embarked in antiphony upon an apologetic chant of which the theme was Smith’s unseemly behaviour. This rapidly developed into a solo performance by Mrs Claire in the course of which she attempted the impossible feat of distributing whitewash equally between Questing and Smith. Her recital became rich in cliches: ‘More sinned against than sinning…A dear fellow at bottom… Means well but not quite…So sorry it should have happened…’ She was encouraged by punctual ejaculations of ‘Quite’ from her distracted husband.

  Gaunt was beginning to get out of an impossible situation as gracefully as might be when Dr Ackrington spared him any further recital.

  ‘My dear Agnes,’ said Dr Ackrington, ‘and my dear Edward. I expect we are all agreed that attempted murder is not in the best possible taste and a vague distribution of brummagem haloes will not persuade us to alter our opinion. Suppose we leave it at that. I have one suggestion—let us call it a request—to make, and I should like to make it at once. That fellow may return at any moment.’